Valentines Day = Public display of affection
Halloween = Public display of confection
Easter = Public display of resurrection
Passover = Public display of defection
Yom Kippur = Public display of starvation
Christmas = Public display of halogen
St. Patricks Day = Public display of inebriation
Thanksgiving = Public display of constipation
Baby Shower = Public display of conception
Labor Day = Public display of vacation
New Years = Public display of procrastination
