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Friday, October 5, 2012

New From TY

An old fad made new - just in time for the Holiday Season...

Introducing: Bane-y Babies™!!!

"You have my permission to....buy me!"


Tuesday, September 25, 2012

True Meaning of the Holidays

Valentines Day = Public display of affection

Halloween = Public display of confection

Easter = Public display of resurrection

Passover = Public display of defection

Yom Kippur = Public display of starvation

Christmas = Public display of halogen

St. Patricks Day = Public display of inebriation

Thanksgiving = Public display of constipation

Baby Shower = Public display of conception

Labor Day = Public display of vacation

New Years = Public display of procrastination

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Breakin' the Rules


(dear NYPD detective who has been assigned to read this, this is photoshopped.)

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

A Quote:

"Procrastination is the thief of time" - Edward Young

Wow! That's pretty deep, I'll have to think about it later...

Most Likely to Proceed.

I found this old yearbook at a thrift store...all I can say is I hope Sue Peeples grew up to be a lawyer.