(dear NYPD detective who has been assigned to read this, this is photoshopped.)
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
A Quote:
"Procrastination is the thief of time" - Edward Young
Wow! That's pretty deep, I'll have to think about it later...
Wow! That's pretty deep, I'll have to think about it later...
Most Likely to Proceed.
I found this old yearbook at a thrift store...all I can say is I hope Sue Peeples grew up to be a lawyer.
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Thursday, May 31, 2012
"Oh, Did You Get My.....None-Of-Your-Business Card?!!"
A new invention: the "None-Of-Your-Business Card" ©
"The most effective way to keep away unwanted clients, guaranteed."
"The most effective way to keep away unwanted clients, guaranteed."
Digital Distain
A lot of people have been concerned recently by Digital Domain CEO John Textor's plans for student labor. Ugly debates have be started about Textor's true intentions. But frankly, I am a lot more concerned by the third hand that grows out of his ribcage.
That's right...the real scandal here is still "digital" but that's only because John Textor has......
FIVE EXTRA FINGERS.
This clearly presents an unfair advantage over other animation studio CEOs. It is an outrage and must be...uh...correctly "handled".... immediately.
He can get to work earlier in the morning because he can flip pancakes while pouring himself a glass of milk.
His pitches to clients are more effective as he can fully gesticulate during a keynote presentation AND change to the next slide at the same time
He can improve employee moral by giving three high fives at once
In order to create a fair competitive environment and level playing field,
I call for an internet petition to get John Textor's third hand removed immediately.
Please sign below.
That's right...the real scandal here is still "digital" but that's only because John Textor has......
FIVE EXTRA FINGERS.
This clearly presents an unfair advantage over other animation studio CEOs. It is an outrage and must be...uh...correctly "handled".... immediately.
He can get to work earlier in the morning because he can flip pancakes while pouring himself a glass of milk.
His pitches to clients are more effective as he can fully gesticulate during a keynote presentation AND change to the next slide at the same time
He can improve employee moral by giving three high fives at once
In order to create a fair competitive environment and level playing field,
I call for an internet petition to get John Textor's third hand removed immediately.
Please sign below.
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