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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

True Meaning of the Holidays

Valentines Day = Public display of affection

Halloween = Public display of confection

Easter = Public display of resurrection

Passover = Public display of defection

Yom Kippur = Public display of starvation

Christmas = Public display of halogen

St. Patricks Day = Public display of inebriation

Thanksgiving = Public display of constipation

Baby Shower = Public display of conception

Labor Day = Public display of vacation

New Years = Public display of procrastination